This explains how I got that benevolent dictator position.

[lanapanda]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In January, I fed _aionwatha_ to a Shoggoth (250 points). In September, I exposed demonsgate to soul-rending horrors (250 points). Last week, I stopped thedens from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In March, I rescued anorexicbrownie from being sacrificed (-200 points). Yesterday, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In November, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points).

In short, I have been very good (380 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
Lanapanda

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*glomps!*