|The Keys to Your Heart|
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.
Your dominant hue is blue, making you a good friend who people love and trust. You're good in social situations and want to fit in. Just be careful not to compromise who you are to make them happy.
Your saturation level is medium - You're not the most decisive go-getter, but you can get a job done when it's required of you. You probably don't think the world can change for you and don't want to spend too much effort trying to force it.
Your outlook on life can be bright or dark, depending on the situation. You are flexible and see things objectively.
CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT
Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but neither are you into what some would call 'low humor'. You'd laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.
You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher
|My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:|
|Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid|
You're Mother Night!
by Kurt Vonnegut
Nobody knows what to believe about you, and you know least of all. You
spent most of your time convinced that the ends justify the means, but your means were,
well, downright mean! And the end is nigh. Meanwhile all you want is to travel back in
time, if not to change, then to just delight in the way it used to be. You are who you
pretend to be. Oh yes, you're the great pretender.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
You're a Komodo Dragon!
While many people like to talk about running off to be the vicious
dictator of a small distant island, you feel you have more potential to follow
through on this plan than anyone. Big, strong, muscular, and a teensy bit
vindictive, you feel you could overpower anyone who tried to question your
authority. When not taking over the world, island by island, you enjoy sunning
yourself on the beach. You have an absurdly long tongue.
Take the Animal Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
| You scored as Buddhism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already.|
In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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Your #1 Love Type: INFP
In love, you crave a long term, harmonious relationship.
For you, sex doesn't come quickly - it takes time for you to open up.
Overall, you are supportive, nurturing, and expressive.
However, you tend to be shy and protective of your personal space.
Best matches: ENFJ and ESFJ
Your #2 Love Type: ENFP
In love, you are passionate and eager to develop a strong bond.
For you, sex should be playful, creative, and affectionate.
Overall, you are perceptive and bring out the best in your partner.
However, you tend to hold on to bad relationships after they've turned bad.
Best matches: INTJ and INFJ
|Your Expression Number is 9|
|An idealist and humanitarian, you strive to make the world a better place.|
You do your best when you follow your feelings and sense of compassion.
Deep down, you dream of being loved by many.
You are capable of much human understanding and have a lot to give to others.
While you are very ambitious, you never lose site of perspective.
You have an abundance of creative talents... you just need to tap into them.
Although you are a giving person, you can become selfish if you are ignored.
If you are not able to help people, you tend to shelf your talents.
Without others, you become aloof and start to lack sensitivity.
and then to add to that, my birthday lol...
Your Birthdate: November 9
Your birth on the 9th day of the month adds a tone of idealism and humanitarianism to your nature.
You become one who can work easily with people because you are broadminded, tolerant and generous.
You are ever sensitive to others' needs and feelings, and you are very sympathetic and compassionate.
Your feeling run deep and you often find yourself in dramatically charged situations.
This 9 energy always tends to give more that it gets.
A is for - Age: 26
B is for - Bust Size: 32C
C is for - Career in future: Network Security Administrator. I will prevent haxx0rs.
D is for - Dad's name: Earl. Enough said.
E is for - Essential item to bring to a party: House parties: Cake! What's a party with no dessert? Out Function: A little gift basket of those gourmet chocolates...mmmm chocolate.
F is for - Favourite song at the moment: Heh, I love all my songs equally, thank you very much. If I had to pick right this moment... Sugah, Sugah by Baby Bash. Or that other Sugar song... if you don't know the one, don't worry about it. ^_^
G is for - Guys you've kissed: I honestly cannot count how many. This is probably a bad thing. *Tries to count, stops when she gets to 20* o_o;;
H is for - Hometown: A teensy town near Augusta, GA that will remain nameless.
I is for - Instruments you play: Not a one, unless you count the world's smallest violin when people annoy me.
J is for - Job title: Student! And um... official spokesperson for the whipped cream religion. *giggles*
K is for - Kids: 2 (Boy and Girl. Yes they are precious and perfect and everything else that goes with having kids)
L is for - Living arrangement: I live with my husband, who will be known as only: The Man. Or C. if I'm feeling generous.
M is for - Mom's name: Sally
N is for - Number of people you've slept with: Ahem, well, this is at least a little easier to count than kissing. We'll say >5 and <15?
O is for - Overnight hospital stays: 10-ish... Don't really want to count them all.
P is for - Phobia[s]: Falling from high places, being alone in a large crowd. Richard Simmons.
Q is for - Quote: Stupidity, like the universe, is infinite. And actually, we aren't sure about the universe.
R is for - Relationship that lasted the longest: This last one. Since I've been married for 6 years now.
S is for - Sexual position: Anything in the shower or the tub.
T is for - Time you wake up: Who says I sleep?
U is for - Unique trait: I can cross my legs behind my head, does that count?
V is for - Vegetable you love: Broccoli, Squash, or Zucchini! But not all together in the same pot. Ew, no.
W is for - Worst habit: I am secretly snarky and sarcastic. Alot.
X is for - X-rays you've had: Again, something I don't want to remember. Hmm... at least 8.
Y is for - Yummy food you make: Red Velvet Cake. Enough said.
Z is for - Zodiac sign: Scorpio (Yes, I am a sex goddess. Bow down now.)
There's another section that goes with this one on fetishes and kink, but I'm putting it in a separate post because... well because I can. ^_^
-You are a born leader who cannot resist a
challenge. You are driven to excel and a
perfectionist. You consider yourself as the
king of all animologies and have a lot of
-Soulmate: Yellow Trout
-In conflict with: Green Puppy
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