Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In January, I fed _aionwatha_ to a Shoggoth (250 points). In September, I exposed demonsgate to soul-rending horrors (250 points). Last week, I stopped thedens from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In March, I rescued anorexicbrownie from being sacrificed (-200 points). Yesterday, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In November, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points).
In short, I have been very good (380 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant, Lanapanda
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